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  • Panicked

    Today I sprinted through Wal-Mart in search of my purse, which I discovered was missing after my visit to the dressing room. (Don't judge me. The Juniors Section has cute shirts right now.) I frowned at people. I wa…
  • My Life is in Your Hands

    I'm pretty sure this is the face I made when I was in Wal-Mart this morning. Yes. That's me. Very Afraid Me. It occurred to me, after the third near-miss (that's right... not near-hit), that there should be a law b…

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